Monthly Archives: September 2009

Love is Not a 9-5 Job. [It's a full time job]

Why are we surprised that we lost 3.6 million jobs since the recession started, when we send all our jobs to China?
 
How I was raised I learned that if you take your lemonade stand out of neighborhood #1 and put it in neighborhood #2, you shouldn’t be surprised if neighborhood #1 no longer has any [...]

The Gospel According to Rest Stop Bathrooms.

When I was a kid, I would go on vacations with my family and it seemed that at every bathroom break rest stop, my mom would always say “everyone use the bathroom”. Even if I haven’t got an ounce of urine in me, she would insist on me going. “I don’t need to go to [...]