Facebook Slogans

I have been thinking that Facebook needs a few slogans to advertise it more, here are my top 10:

 

10. Making birthday wishes come true…if your birthday wish is to have 150 comments of the same thing.

 

9. Stalking is the new pink.

 

8. We let you know what other people also said about that photo.

 

7. If you don’t like our layouts, there are groups you can join.

 

6. Now people can know the minute you are single…even advertisers.

 

5. A better way of ignoring your real friends.

 

4. Your boss has one, it’s gotta be cool.
3. Dateline can’t keep us down.
2. At least we’re not MySpace.
1. Keeping you in touch with your friend’s parents since 2006.

 

 

your friend,

 

-Isaac

This entry was written by Isaac Deitz, posted on April 8, 2009 at 4:39 pm, filed under I've been smiling about. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

6 Comments

  1. Andy
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 2:15 am | Permalink

    lol,my favourite was 6.

  2. Audrey
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm | Permalink

    bahahaha! thanks to u partially, i’m getting rid of my facebook. i need my relationships to be a little more intimate, including the one w/God. thanks for the laugh! ;)

  3. Sara Lambert :)
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 11:25 pm | Permalink

    hahah. i lovee this isaac :)
    it’s perfect.

  4. Sara
    Posted April 10, 2009 at 1:18 pm | Permalink

    haha! this is brilliant and so true.

    I hope you don’t mind me sharing this with some friends!

  5. Lori
    Posted April 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm | Permalink

    haha ohh this is so true. Only proof of how ridiculous facebook really is.

  6. Audrey
    Posted June 13, 2009 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    well, i came crawling back to it, but HOPEFULLY not as addicted as before! :P

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